June 2012
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wedding crashers
me: where should we go first?
forte: i don't know but i look great.
Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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Jun 1st
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PERFECT.
sf has solidified his spot on the pedestal. was sent a photo of the entire box of mac and cheese he is consuming straight from the pot with the wooden spoon used to cook it. caption: “i’m a man.”
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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good grief.
incompetency is king. lolbroker just called saying that the current tenant in my temporary space got a month extension on his lease and that OH i need to go to a studio in the interim instead. studio doesn’t bug me, but check your shit before you make promises so you know you can keep them.
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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productive morning
before 9am i have: walked to starbucks with cw3 ingested one grande iced coffee (light ice, sugar free caramel, skim milk) scrambled eggs eaten said eggs gotten a shot and avoided normal subsequent fainting (ftw!) picked up cinnamon coffee cake brewed pot of coffee avoided packing with flying colors
Jun 1st
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Anonymous asked: Just how does someone get the nickname "cheeseshot"??
Jun 1st
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trust nobody.
tuesday: call movers to confirm that my slot has been successfully moved to the time my new apartment is open. time slot has not been moved. i am royally screwed and subsequently berated by sales rep. anger ensues, i confirm that i am smarter than moving truck company salesmen. wednesday: after extensive discussions with customer service woman expressing my displeasure at my business being...
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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May 2012
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today i feel:
worn out by 4 straight hours with my vendor. sleepy. stabby. upset because sf has a blind date with a girl his mom set him up with (!?). rainy. cold. stressed, no packing done. frustrated, unresponsive broker. cranky. late. hungry. worried. lonely. over it. feelings.
May 31st
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Anonymous asked: do you have a pinterest?
May 30th
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May 30th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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“these are my friends. you can hit on all of them.”
– cheeseshot
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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hautelikecouture: Olivia.        Olivia Palermo // May 23
May 26th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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luigi loquarto|via veronicalovesarchie
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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“hi there ms. canttuchthis, it’s napoleon. haven’t heard from you in...”
– oh, napoleon. i do not speak to those who slander me. i bid you adieu.
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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cleanse recap
+ purchased via gilt city [use my invite code to sign up and i’ll love you forever] for $79 instead of $195 - not 6 juices per day as expected, rather 4 juices, 2 salads, and a macaroon. i didn’t thoroughly read the details when purchasing + i now know i can go vegan for a 3-day stretch of time if i need to - no instructions came with my cleanse as billed, and was given two...
May 25th
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conversations between geniuses
me: today is national wine day!
cheeseshot: FUCK YES
cheeseshot: but let's be honest, isn't every day national wine day?
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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The 16 Best Wines for Less than $15 →
applesandwine: The only wine I’ve had on this list is “Las Rocas Garnacha 2007” and it is verifiably delicious, so I’m looking forward to the other 15… noted.
May 25th
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